Novel Job

I had a one-year government subsidized (grant) job working for a charitable organization that was raising money for a shelter. It was three other women and myself and my job was ostensibly PR and Media relations. Those in charge were wealthy women who had never had jobs in their lives and their attitude was that if you were from the same “community” and had to actually work for a living, instead of having a rich husband and living in a mansion, then you were total garbage and deserved to be treated as such. I was 28 years old, had been looking for a job for quite some time and needed the money. The main problem was that no one seemed to have the slightest idea what I was supposed to do, so I had to come up with all the ideas for publicity, but they would then reject all my ideas. I was told that they would have to take it up with “The Organization,” but nothing ever materialized. I was mostly given really idiotic jobs like putting pictures in a scrapbook and going to the shelter to wait for furniture deliveries. They seemed to think that because I had applied for this job, I was such a moron that I probably didn’t even know the alphabet.

After a while, I just gave up and sat in the other office reading novels. It was obvious that the only reason they wanted me there was for the money I brought into their project (if I quit, they lost part of a subsidy). When they did bitch at me I’d say, “Fine, give me something to do.” One woman who worked there in particular (a volunteer bookkeeper) was a mean, miserable gossip who was always telling me how her taxes supported me and that I sat around and did nothing. Everyone apologized for her because she was a “volunteer” who “was valuable to the community.” After six months I was getting very depressed, drinking every night to get to sleep and had to drag myself out of bed every day for another day of novel-reading and abuse. I was looking for another job, but it was a bad recession and jobs were scarce. One day, the Gossipy Bitch saw me reading a novel and started railing at me about how her taxes paid for me, how I was a freeloader and how I was useless. She was going on and on and finally I had enough. I got up and walked into the bathroom to prevent myself from killing her. Then I called my supervisor at home and told her that I was not coming back after that day. A few months later they made the news with a huge embezzlement scandal involving their national director.

Comments (10)

zomboidFebruary 19th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

drinking every night, reading novels all day, arguments aplenty and getting paid for it? sounds like my ideal job

SikaFebruary 19th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Agreed. If I worked somewhere where I knew they wouldn’t fire me…I would be having a great time messing with those holier-than-thou ladies.

abracaFebruary 19th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Poster here:
yes, it really does sound ideal, but it’s another to live it. I really didn’t mind that much sitting around and getting paid for reading novels. But there was a lot more to it. For instance, i would get blamed their mistakes, like if something went wrong, they’d turn on me and start screeching how it was my fault. Just because I was THERE. And sitting around reading novels and doing nothing all day gets to be very depressing after a few months. They’d shit on me all day and after a while, it was horrendous. But before I left I found ways to get even with them. That scandal I mentioned? When I left, I put a hex on them. It worked.

BFebruary 19th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

I had no idea ACORN was such a terrible place to work.

Frau BlucherFebruary 19th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

lol, i think a lot of ‘community organizations’ suck, jobwise. They can be totally DISorganized and staffed with people like that…

AndrewFebruary 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I’m glad you refrained from killing her. If you hadn’t, we wouldn’t be blessed with this story. Though I’m sure it would be ruled as justifiable homicide.

abracaFebruary 20th, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Here’s another coda to that story: a couple of years later, the Gossipy Bitch died of cancer- she was like 45 or something.

YGFebruary 20th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

I’ve had jobs where I sat round and did NOTHING, then got blamed for things that went awry which had nothing to do with me. I know how miserable it is. It’s not fun. It’s soul-sucking.

I’m guessing had you stayed there they would’ve created a paper trail a mile long linking you to the embezzlement. Good thing you scarpered.

abracaFebruary 21st, 2010 at 8:50 pm

you’re probably right…i can very well see that happening except they were probably not smart enough to concoct that.
It really is soul sucking. I never wanted to sit around doing nothing but i needed the money.
Here’s a story that wasn’t in the entry, but once I had to go to the shelter and wait for a furniture delivery. Something went wrong and the guy delivered the wrong stuff. I got blamed! I wasn’t even told what to expect, just to wait for the delivery man. I refused to accept the blame and told them so which of course made them even more mad. It really was the worst job i ever had. I didn’t even have another job waiting for me when i quit, that’s how bad it was.

CanaduckMarch 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 pm

…wow, that’s insane.

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