Not Amused

While I was in high school, during the summer, I used to work at an amusement park selling the photos they take of people going down a roller coaster. At first I thought it was going to be an easy job, but soon realized that I had to deal with some incredibly rude people. They could fit 32 people on each train and we would get about 32 new people every two minutes. Most would just look at their photos laugh and continue on their way. Then there were the people who would do profane things and find their photo got deleted and would yell at me. On the opposite end, sometimes a profane picture would accidentally get through and we would have someone yell at us for having to see an offensive image. It seemed like usually one out of the 32 would have and issue and I spent huge amount of time being yelled at. This happened everyday, but there have been so many individual ridiculous stories that have happened, there isn’t enough space to list them all.

There was the time when a rabid bat flew into the store and we were able to trap it behind a door, while waiting for Animal Control. Customers would then try to go through the door even after warning them about the bat. There was also the time when a fight was brewing in the line of the roller coaster and basically erupted into 20 huge guys wailing on each other outside my store. Afterward all these mothers yelled at me for not doing anything to stop it and having their kid witness such an event, even though I had called security about five times when I heard a warning about the fight. It was just a very negative place, but I ended up working there the entire summer. I don’t know how I survived it.

Comments (5)

mereeMarch 29th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

Good story! By the way, a rabid bat is a very sick bat. It would not be flying, foaming at the mouth, in search of victims to bite. It would be laying on the ground, very sick. That’s why you don’t try to pick up a downed bat.

efaneoMarch 30th, 2010 at 2:33 am

Sounds like it was mostly these people’s manners that were getting the day off.

LisaMarch 30th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Why do those photos always cost like $20? Wouldn’t they sell more if the price were nominal?

SikaApril 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 pm

Yes, and then they would have to hire more employees like the OP to process said photos. And probably more printers too. More maintenance. There is something to be said for the shallow end of the economies of scale.

LuceeApril 11th, 2010 at 5:25 am

A rabid bat can still fly, meree! Don’t act like an expert when you don’t know what you are talking about. That is some dangerous stuff to say since that means that someone might believe you, get bitten by a rabid bat, and not seek treatment for something that could easily turn fatal.

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